Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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