You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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