I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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