Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
