Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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