he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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