sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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