Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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