sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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