i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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