My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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