Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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