Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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