I'm really into asian looking animals
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
