i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Someone signed my nipple.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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