Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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