What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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