i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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