How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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