On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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