Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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