At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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