As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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