seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
this hospital has no fireball
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have fence marks all over my body
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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