Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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