I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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