a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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