He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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