You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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