why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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