She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
two words...techno handjob
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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