I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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