Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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