You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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