Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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