it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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