I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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