I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
