Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He better not be in your backpack
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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