Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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