4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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