I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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