i already hear my dad disowning me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
