The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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