i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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