Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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