its not stalking. its research.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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