Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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