Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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