trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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