oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
