I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
sex in a hospital.. check
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
