so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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