Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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