You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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