So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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